UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE NOT ABLE TO SHIP TO THE UK OR US. WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Short Story
Imagine Loki disguised not as a horse or a salmon, but as a chocolate-coated cricket protein bar—sly, surprising, and undeniably powerful. This is not your average energy snack. It’s the mischievous delight your stomach didn’t know it craved, and the protein boost your muscles will thank you for halfway up the crux.
Quick Specs
Made with sustainable cricket flour
Coated in a rich layer of dark chocolate
High in protein and vitamin B12
Gluten-free, soy-free, and made with natural ingredients
Designed for athletes, adventurers, and brave snackers
Packed with essential amino acids, iron, and fiber
Why climbers love it
While mortal snacks melt, crumble, or get squashed at the bottom of your pack, this bar holds firm like a granite jug. And with every bite, you’re not just fueling your climb—you’re joining the league of bold souls who dare to eat what others fear. As Thor once said (probably): “He who eats crickets, conquers walls.”
UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE NOT ABLE TO SHIP TO THE UK OR US. WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.